Sun, 25 Aug 2019 00:18:01 GMT

Botswana

Nna goo-nyana ga Thwitha kana gate "sco pa tu ma naa" go setse go ntapisitse jaanong. .... Ha o re o bula Thwitha,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

What if the pregnancy is the one that could come with financial stability? twitter.com/_igwilo_/statu…

Ten years ago I made this plea... The same applies today. facebook.com/649654095/post…

Le thotse kae, le dira eng?

In my other life ke mmega kgang... Jaanong ke didimala jang go nale dikgang. twitter.com/MxNaome/status…

Ole ne go bata a boetse ko reserve team coaching... Nxla

Jaanong Crystal Palace e dira gohe... 😠😡😡

Naare go amogetswe..... kana le nwa ba di-20?

..... Who is your devil's advocate? Sometimes it is difficult to ask critical questions to yourself. Often our int… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Mothaka yo wa moJohane wa ntwaela..we at the Motoring Festival, ke setse maLungu morago re order seno tota ☕☕. Wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Re ka nna ra gogela go canceller... Akere banwi/ba na le mHavo twitter.com/TedPhaladi/sta…

Referee's added time e teng... Will score then. twitter.com/gontse_wtf/sta…

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH

Away from Barata Phathi and Nkate/Merafhe faction.. .. Mingling with other adults from the neighborhood.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

....say no to insecurity! Insecure people usually compensate for their self doubt in destructive ways. If you lack… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Nako ngwe #Tawana Landboard le yone e ta telwa ke mowa o... Can I get an amen? facebook.com/649654095/post…

The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them; they will still love and liv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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#BackPage this week: Gunners, Babitseng face BFA's wrath pic.twitter.com/qkwRe151kT

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#FrontPage this week: 'Drop the case, get BPOPF's P450m back' pic.twitter.com/FLcbmqcmpM

Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?

CITES TURNS DOWN BOTSWANA PROPOSAL Botswana, Namibia, South Africa and Zimbabwe proposed to CITES to amend existing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Botswana today faces off against most of the world, as the country makes a proposal to be allowed future sales of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

BDP diehards in Francistown West have resolved that the constituency should send a delegation of 10 to meet Preside… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Go riamo Botswana Post ha e ntse e re Mothusi a o rekile motlakase...ne ba raa Steve Harvey.

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Ha ne ke le Iyene ne ka go tisa mmamosadinyana... to equalize tag team ya Sisboy le mHavo... pic.twitter.com/dzPUvj4Edb

Steve Mothusi Harvery aka "MoHavo" is officially man of the week in BW Twitter.

Heela a le boleletse Stevavo ka pina ya "mmamee...mmamee, eyaaa"? Go bata Stevavo a buile le bogogi ja Btv gore e chenchiwe.

Na re mo officing hela..ga re ye gope. But bontsi ja bone ba ile ko Steve Harvey. twitter.com/justchandi/sta…

I almost asked gore GA yone e tsena ha kae..ebe ke gakologelwa gore Steve a re wa gambler. facebook.com/victor.baatwen…

Maybe they came to network with Slumber..he is there too. twitter.com/dwayley_TMA/st…

Motho yo Sadie o ja sekgoa huh...

Happy 80th Birthday to LeFesto.

The Ministry of Investment, Trade and Industry has engaged consultants to overhaul the eight-year-old Economic Dive… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Tawana Landboard 1, Tawana Landboard 2 Tawana Landboard 3.... facebook.com/649654095/post…

Sorry Five Roses I won't have you. As you see, no cheating. twitter.com/JustMe_Dolly/s…

The Botswana Football Association (BFA) will chop Premier League sides that fail to pay players in the coming seaso… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

A visit to a dentist earlier got me on a 2hrs suspension from HOT beverages But I am here, already done the first… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Harvey sold on Masisi's youth-empowerment plan mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

Two BDP Serowe West constituency councillors have resigned from the party. mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

Dear Motswana: What's your PEMADU? Land? Job? Business funding? Better roads? Portable water? Equality?

5 years later we might have to bring back Steve Harvey to tell us what Ritah is telling us now. 10 or so years bac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

You keep missing a beautiful sleep because you have to stay up checking whether others are really sleeping. twitter.com/MadamSpeaker14…

A hit and a miss indeed. Boroko betsho... Ba padile bo phokojwe.

Where is VAR when we need it most....?

Knocking off. Let me rush and see the Red devils against wolves. Hoep the boys will break the three match record..… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Ian the banna wa lwelwa....

Finally Ja-Rule has tweeted about diamonds...

WHAT ARE THE KEY LESSONS FROM CHOPPIES FOR BOTSWANA? linkedin.com/pulse/what-key… via @LinkedIn

If you are SINGLE keep chasing yourself around the house...just to play hard to get.

My coffee and I are in a long distance relationship. Kana our mini kitchen is downstairs, so i have to get down all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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BPF has chosen to concentrate its efforts only in 18 constituencies; majority of which are in the Central District mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

ANALYSIS: Despite the rising wave of populism across the world and the damage populists have done in both the East… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

"Ignorance and prejudice are the handmaidens of propaganda. Our mission, therefore, is to confront ignorance with k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Ke hupa hupa Kalahari's best mix. Sengaparile, Mokgwapa & Motlopi. pic.twitter.com/4CdpCtfhrz

BUTTOCKS: No matter how in hurry they are, they will always remain behind. - African proverb.

Nna kana ga ke ture..senwelo same ga se hete P40. Imagine twitter.com/Bibie_g/status…

.... Nkadime di-tools ke bete wa legong, mosadi twitter.com/MerahO8/status…

.... Lona ba lo ratang go kokona marapo a iteleng. #go a ipakelwa😂🤣

....lwapa leo ga le tsenwe Comet

Video assistant referee robbed our noisy neighbors... 😂🙊

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahajajahahahahahahahahahahaha... 🤣😂😅 twitter.com/katlego_Gazzo/…

Silly season e tudisitse Sissy Boy SADC summit...?

And someone out there is drinking my favorite beverage.... twitter.com/_PearliePearls…

Ma, 80s le name le didimetse, e ke ya ma 90s and 2000. Kii kana OOMF? Go dirwa jang gore o nne OOMF? twitter.com/Bibie_g/status…

Nna motho a te a nthee a re If Maun fish was a person...ke mo jesa dithare😂😅🤣 twitter.com/MrsKillMonger/…

What's the similarity between Choppies and BDP?

Nna motho a ntele ka BOHIBIDUNYANA, Isaac Makwala o ka resigner twitter.com/mantshego/stat…

This has become a norm... more especially for those who feel they are close to the powers that be. They have relega… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Well done well done out clever girls and boys facebook.com/649654095/post…

Gatwe Steve Harvey wa ta mono... Ba le ta yang ko yene, le mmolele gore waiting list ya ditsha e tsamaa ko 600 000.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Again and again, care to share, like if you are on Facebook. twitter.com/VictorBaatweng…

After SKI gave a two weeks deadline for the elections writ, i think i should consider my time frame with regards to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Ladies and gentlemen, meet team #TheDRIVINGstandard Tomorrow they are bringing the trophy home...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

So who want to come and watch Franco with me if I win this ticket? twitter.com/FNB_Botswana/s…

The late Milton took over as Managing Director of Debswana from Balisi Bonyongo in December 2018. Before then he w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

BREAKING: Debswana MD, Albert Milton passes away. Confirmed. mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

JUST IN: DEBSWANA MD - MILTON DIES Diamond mining company - Debswana has just confirmed the sudden passing away o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Go tewa ma 90 le ma 2000 ke bone ba ba tshotsweng nako ya di emoji... rona borra-nkolo re ba cassette ya Philips twitter.com/ItsProxcey/sta…

....ke utlwile selelo se lelwa mo Botswana.

....romela Madi, romela dikwalo ka seromamowa sa Botswana. twitter.com/BagotsiBagotsi…

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Let's be honest, though. The only thing I'm lifting today is this MUG on top of my desk... pic.twitter.com/SpZ4cOzQll

The kind tweets that makes one sing "kulungile baba" twitter.com/EarlOfGC/statu…

Translated: "seka, wabe wabe wa thola o mpuisa rra wee". hahaha twitter.com/MmasechabaT/st…

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#BackPage this week: BNSC, Scania in legal tussle over 'faulty' P3m bus pic.twitter.com/d8bXDsqUlh

Owaii, diemo ntse ke tsone tsele hela. thoko la ditiro le lehatshe di gaketse. facebook.com/victor.baatwen…

I am 💔💔💔 by this tweet...coffee & shit cant be on the same LINE. twitter.com/Khumagari/stat…

SINGING: Follow, follow..follow, Follow Batswana...🤣😂😅

L eutule akere ko morago. Kana ke ranolelel ko se swahiling...? twitter.com/barnie_kofi/st…

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Ba di-wig le tsamaele kgakala le Rakops. August o gaketse.. pic.twitter.com/fkgIs4S1Hl

I have used this same profile picture on Twitter for ten years now. Is there any award/prize for such out there? R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Ehe..so do glow di a a harologana. We learn every day. twitter.com/TsotlheO/statu…

As I start packing incase ke latsiwa ke thware... Hello Manchester 🤩😍😂🤣 twitter.com/BonyanaKim/sta…

UDC VP, Saleshando appreciates Khama's endorsements mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

Given P7.6 million you would...... ?

BREAKING: Choppies pulls out of SA, Mogae to step down mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

2020 ha ka hela Tawana Landboard e sa nkabela setsha ka ipaa...wa nkutwa akere puso?

Anyone who knows any book on how to be a crush? twitter.com/MisKaone_/stat…

Utmost failure. There is absolutely no excuse to be given for this one. Because the land is available twitter.com/KMotswagole/st…

Nobody makes better tea than you and five roses... twitter.com/she_speakslife…

Late night memo: A good wife comes from God. A good husband comes from Maun, drinks ☕finish and clarrr.

Jump inside... You live many times and die once. twitter.com/LudoSeame/stat…

Potso ya letsatsi go tswa Kongo Ghost. "Kante BMW kana Benz ga di tswa Singapore/Japan a e ntse ke mojeremane?"

I would right away start speaking Latin... Citing clause so and so. #Lifesaver #hero #superman twitter.com/Gaone_M/status…

Ke lebeletse match wa Man Utd le the Blues.... ampore Chelsea e kora. 🤭🙊

Today is a multiple cups of ☕☕ kind of day...

SOES AND PARASTATALS SHOULD PAVE-WAY FOR INDIGENOUS PRODUCERS AND THEIR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS AT THE GLOBAL EXPO… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Former Mochudi Centre Chiefs chairperson, Raymond Tsheko has been tipped to replace under fire Botswana Premier Lea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

The six suspended Botswana Energy Regulatory Authority (BERA) board members have accused minerals minister Eric Mol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Mmegi Online :: Minergy scores P90m funding from BDC, MDCB mmegi.bw/index.php?aid=…

Any minute now, Tshekedi Khama popularly known as TK, is expected to dump the ruling Botswana Democratic Party (BDP… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Choppies founder and acting CEO, Farouk Ismail says he donated P2 million to President Mokgweetsi Masisi’s 2017 cha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

There is always a winner even in a monkey’s beauty contest..

There is always a winner even in a monkey’s beauty contest... — at DumaFM Radio Station facebook.com/649654095/post…

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Iyene sale ka buile gore go ta nna monate... Ke ha. pic.twitter.com/MwGzyQcOwT

HATERS would say "ke game ya ntha".... United 4 - 0 Chelsea ⚽⚽⚽⚽ - 🙈 #EPL #GGMU

It's 4th on the bag as Daniel James strike his debut goal. United 4 - 0 Chelsea 81mins #EPL #GGMU

Ooops, Rashford is back with the third. United 3 - 0 Chelsea 67mins #EPL #GGMU

.... And the second one comes from Martial. Well done lads. Now wrap it up with the last. United 2 - 0 Chelsea 65mins #EPL #GGMU

Saddened by the closure of this backpackers... It was home every time we went to Namibia. Katso Katman Morapedi Dk… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

First goal of the season comes from Rashford. #EPL #GGMU United 1 - 0 Chelsea 19mins